Little shit

By BIGCHEIFAAA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Union City

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 201
You deserved it 23 271

Top comments

iarefatal 9

Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.

What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!

Comments

How many could you manage to do? Honestly now..

RedPillSucks 31

Don't let him challenge you to a spelling contest Cheif?? Really?

Haha bro just Work out... Then you won't get out manned by children

Take the kid down to the gym and challenge him to a bench press competition. Let's see who's the "pussy" then

Llamacod 11

That is a lame excuse that only out of shape weaklings use

roflstomp716 19

if you knew you were gonna lose, you coulda just acted like you let him win. "awh dang!! you beat me man!"

mimikinsz01 6

You can use this excuse "i let the kid win." Lol