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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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justspin 7

That's awful. I wish parents would make their kids behave. She could had offered to clean up the little ***** mess. I'm sorry you had to deal what that. People just don't care anymore. It's sad. They expect people to clean up after them.

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bitch_pleez 10

Wow that's great parenting on her part... The worst part is the kid will grow up thinking that type of thing is acceptable, and that could possibly transfer to their kids. Sorry OP and good luck on getting your masters and a better job!

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perdix 29

If it's a Master's in Piss-Cleaning, this could be your thesis! I hope you are awarded a degree AND a spine to put bitches like that in their place.

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jaredofmo 22

These kids make me worry about the future. There's the occasional kid who brings hope, but if history is anything to go by, the good kids never seem to get the influential positions.

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1crabbygirl 10

I say the same thing while reading these posts! I worry about these kids... imagining that life owes them something for their student loan debt.

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justspin 7

Go to comment six and read comment nine which is a response to it. It answers this pretty well.

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Happy_FairyTail 10

But if you think about it, it's the parents fault.

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onealmxwilson 18

Well that's a piss-poor excuse for a job. No pun intended. Okay, yeah it was intended.

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whyusofat 17

And that is how you know you're at walmart.

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Fmlsea 28

that would be a great idea.... not , cause then he would no job and an assault charge .

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perdix 29

Congrats on pursuing an advanced degree! I'm guessing your undergrad degree was a BS. A big, steaming BS.

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onealmxwilson 18

Damn Perdix, I have no idea why you're comments are getting thumbed down lately. I've always found you to be funny. I guess people just don't respect the funniest commenters of FML like they used to...

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mhopper 13

I hope when you're old and in a nursing home, the same kid is the one cleaning your ass :)

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Fmlsea 28

if you have all those qualifications why are you wasting it on a shit ass job? their must be something ,anything better then that job .

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heyyhowsitgoing 9

Sadly it's so much harder to find a job these days

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Shadomasta 5

Because he doesn't have the masters yet. Therefore, according to corporate america, he isn't qualified to do much else. But when he is, he'll still be art walmart because he won't be able to find a job that will be able to pay for those loan payments that will inevitably find him when he graduates. Yay america!!

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bengermin 5

I'm in the same boat as OP. I got my master's last month, and am still looking for gainful employment. (and a kid pissed on the floor of my drugstore last week)

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pbonham 22

THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!! There's no use just complaining!!!

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unknown_user5566 26

If you don't want to hear people complain, then get the **** off FML. That is all. :)

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unknown_user5566 26

Here's what you need to do: 1) Find out where that ever-so-lovely mother works. 2) Walk into her workplace and drop your pants. 3) Piss on the floor (make sure you get her shoes, too). 4) Say: "Yep, that just happened, bitch." 5) Pull up your pants and leave with a smile on your face. Problem solved! ;)

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LaughinStock 16

Oh and Op make sure you have some money to spare, because with her idea you will get arrested. :)

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zachherbert 10

Aaand, Mr. Joke Kill makes his appearance.

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