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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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Not my problem

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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justspin 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:20

That's awful. I wish parents would make their kids behave. She could had offered to clean up the little ***** mess. I'm sorry you had to deal what that. People just don't care anymore. It's sad. They expect people to clean up after them.

bitch_pleez 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:24

Wow that's great parenting on her part... The worst part is the kid will grow up thinking that type of thing is acceptable, and that could possibly transfer to their kids. Sorry OP and good luck on getting your masters and a better job!

Comments

McNerdyNerd 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:10

And then people wonder why there are a bunch of nasty, bratty kids running around. Don't piss your pants, don't expect someone else to take care of your responsibilities. Raising kids 101

Brilliant66star 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:18

Master's degree in Moppology, lol. Thesis topic: Taking $h!t & Mopping Up P!$$. FYL.

metalguitar29 1

Monday 2 July 2012 3:21

Heh, just remember it could always suck more! Hope it all works out with your masters though!

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:45

Just wait til you get that doctorate...You'll graduate to cleaning up poos...

gracevet88 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:48

Lol add it to the Walmart bingo

JesseJimenez 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 21:49

I hope things get better for you and congratulations on getting your Masters degree soon

butterflyz1961 2

Wednesday 4 July 2012 6:16

You better get those four credits.

Coxyx 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 18:37

You people realise that we are literally undermanned in Norway, same goes for our neighbor Sweden. **** that place cleaning piss waiting for some deadbet raise... Maybe emigration is the answer for you especially a man that has a masters degree :) just saying