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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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Not my problem

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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justspin 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:20

That's awful. I wish parents would make their kids behave. She could had offered to clean up the little ***** mess. I'm sorry you had to deal what that. People just don't care anymore. It's sad. They expect people to clean up after them.

bitch_pleez 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:24

Wow that's great parenting on her part... The worst part is the kid will grow up thinking that type of thing is acceptable, and that could possibly transfer to their kids. Sorry OP and good luck on getting your masters and a better job!

Comments

dstluke 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:49

As a potential customer, thank you for keeping the store clean so I can shop in a place that is nice. It may be a dead end job, but know that one person appreciates what you do

roachyroo 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:15

My kids would have cleaned it up! OP, don't worry, soon your education will pay off and you won't have to deal with people like that.

suri23 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:32

...and with student loans, no doubt:-(

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:36

Sounds like a lot of us scholarly types in this point in history. At least you're not alone in that.

Schmoozee98 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:44

slap her and say "yeah.. that just happened" and walk walk away

Schmoozee98 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:46

WELCOME TO WALMART, TAKE A PISS AND GET OUT!

indiansfreakx41 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:07

Hey OP I work at walmart too! Although I have yet to find piss on the floor. Good thing I'm not on maintenance!! Hang in there, you're almost finished with school and you will find a much better job. I believe in you! :)

galacticstorm 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:15

go back to college op,4 credits left means you're almost done.Finish what you started and in the end you will look back and say...Walmartsucks while you reap the rewards of a masters degree and a great job in your preferred career field:)

galacticstorm 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:19

Whoops walmart sucks,forgot the space.sorry fml overseers

rogue2888 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:32

I feel sorry for you mate. Maybe it would be easier if you were an illiterate from the back blocks? Truth is we all do jobs that we aren't proud of or happy with so in reality, man up. We do shit cause we have to.

Zehla 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:44

Man, OP, that sucks. I work at Petco myself and do you know how many people let their dogs crap and pee all over the store and don't bother to clean it up themselves? Disgusting nasty people. Don't bother with college; try to get into something that you can move up on the ladder in. IMO, College is a scam. My friend got his master's in Fine Arts, which was the same thing I'd gone for, and we were both told that we had thousands of opportunities - interior design, architecture, logo design, etc. The art industry DOES have a TON of jobs, but it's also so competitive that to this day, neither of us are working in our field. In fact, our degrees have HURT us. Never put on an application that you went to college, they'll never call you back. America's fallen far man, don't fall with it. I'm working with my longtime boyfriend to start our own business soon. Don't waste your money on a failed education system - get creative!