Lock your doors

By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML
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Top comments

spikey818 9

the door should have been locked in the first place

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deadsrs 0

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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artfreak21 0

YDI for keeping your door unlocked. Dumbass.

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EllyH 0

What? This sounds highly unlikely, do you both have the same furniture?! Once inside he should realised that he wasn't at home. And yes, lawsuit and lock your door in the future.

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wiiareonfire 0

the guy was drunk. he wouldn't have noticed right away.

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PsychoMerk 0

stab him. multiple times. >_> maybe a bullet to the head just to make sure YOU'RE safe :}

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Hanban 0

So what did you do exactly at those ungodly hours?

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EllyH 0

read the post again, you got it all wrong :)

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Ajjas013 6

I'm guessing **** makes people dyslexic :)

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Cant_Touch_This_ 0

The REAL question, ohsosweet, is how did you get so retarted? Maybe YOU'RE the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and Birtney Spears.

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