Lock your doors

By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML
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Top comments

spikey818 9

the door should have been locked in the first place

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deadsrs 0

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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Ajjas013 6

Yeah she's really sweet how can you say that?! You see what I did there? Her name is.... Yeah I'm lame.

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Cant_Touch_This_ 0

SO ajjass, I guess you were right all along. Should have never doubted you ;)

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Ajjas013 6

No, you can't touch this.

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CallMeHush 0

We very rarely lock our doors, there just isn't any need for the most part. We had a problem one time, once it was dealt with we haven't had another.

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Compass 0

Well, he tried to attack you, which means he didn't actually attack you. So, hooray for you? Why'd you leave your door unlocked?

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hjrn 0

This would be why you lock the door.

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