Keys and Transportation: Locked out

Locked out

By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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iNewKid 20

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:24

Well, that's gonna be a very expensive journey to get your keys back.

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:28

Well, you'd better not criticize her for her stupidity and thoughtlessness, because when she gets back, she will be able to kick your ass. Then, you can live in fear of her, happily ever after.

Comments

jackien1 6

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:55

Why not just get a locksmith?

_krystallynn_ 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:01

hotwire your car, break into your house.

m4nduh 7

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:22

Think of that sappy Progressive commerical. "I'll get you a rental car." It could be useful

stephkristine 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:23

This had YDI written all over. You should have made sure you had keys before you watched her leave.

StanSmith2013 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:30

That is why you always keep a spare set of keys up your anus.

etchsanity1 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:59

Unless you're a school janitor

twiztedone 19

Tuesday 22 January 2013 5:05

Sucks! Hopefully someone can bring you the extras if not you'll get them in the mail in a few days but that's an expensive parking bill!

mtlfenix 7

Tuesday 22 January 2013 6:15

Don't worry OP, when I send her back to you after training, she'll be a pro.... ready to fulfill your nastiest fantasies! She already seems quite promising and is very eager to learn ... One of the best candidates I've seen so far :)