Locked out
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Never leave without an extra set of keys . You don't know what can happen !
Do you really always bring 2 sets of keys with you?
There's a reason why magnetic key holders exist for cars. Might not be helpful for getting into the house but at least you can get back there. One thing at a time.
.... Yes #28 i always have an extra set of key with me... Its useful in situations just like OP. your going to look bright the day you forget your keys either in your house or in your car..
good planning, but this doesnt help OP at the moment....now if only he could get back in his car, all he needs is to reach 88 MPH.....
Or without leaving the extra set with trusted friends or family. Preferably nice ones, who will come get you.
I always bring both sets of my keys with me. I have a bad memory and have almost locked my keys in my car. If I were to lock them in, rather than calling AAA, I just go in my purse, grab keys, unlock and voila. It's fixed
I carry a garage door opener or spare house key in my car usually and a spare car key in my wallet
65- what if you lock your purse in there too? then you're screwed :p
That's 1 thing I never forget...well except once in my school library...but my purse is always attached to me lol.
It's a bad enough feeling locking yourself out of the house/car, I can't imagine sending your keys off on an airplane..
Its times like these that you must learn the art of thinking like a criminal. Do criminals have keys to your car? Probably not. That doesn't stop them from driving away in it! Break back into your belongings!
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Sorry...when my brother would forget his key or whatever, he would find a way to break in and then leave notes like "I should totally be on that show 'it takes a thief'! BTW I fried that pound of bacon you had in the fridge, I got hungry." That is an actual letter ge. left after breaking in...
Our neighbours have a spare set, so if I am locked out they can give me that set. Or a good friend you trust.
Does your auto insurance have roadside assistance? Becausr it's time use it. I feel for you, but YDI.
well looks like it's time to go to war.
Basic training, not war.
just doesn't have the same ring to it though
Wow you are one unlucky bastard. Good luck coming home, buddy.
Ouch.... Good luck to your gf, though
I just finished basic training last week...wasn't that easy, but also not horrible.
I found basic training to be the most miserable experience of my life (at that point). Then again, I was one of the fatties, so that might have something to do with it. My chief even nicknamed me "fat ass." I wasn't fat by the time I graduated, though. :D
But the real question is: Did you take the keys to basic with you?
Boot was fun but challenging ... It keeps getting easier every year now I hear they get to workout in tennis shoes and some have stress cards? Apparently the DIs can't even get creative in the punishments they hand out :/
Stress cards are a lie, at least for the Air Force. We worked out in our PT uniform, which is a grey USAF shirt, blue gym shorts, white socks and tennies, with a zip up jacket and pants if it's cold.
It's a good thing then. anything that can blow away a judgemental douchebag taking duckface pictures in the mirror is a good thing. I salute you.
This happens to a lot of people. He was probably thinking more about his girlfriend leaving than remembering to get his keys back from her. I have locked my keys in my car and I am not a moron.
no you're not ! I'm going to lock my keys in my car RIGHT NOW so everyone can see I don't become a moron ! *runs away naked with keys hanging from a necklace*
Leave it to a POG to mess everything up.
Can't be a POG if he's not in!
Yes I know what it is, but you still can't be classified as a POG if your a civilian! It only applies to those that are in.
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Well, that's gonna be a very expensive journey to get your keys back.
Well, you'd better not criticize her for her stupidity and thoughtlessness, because when she gets back, she will be able to kick your ass. Then, you can live in fear of her, happily ever after.