Lonely birthday

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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Top comments

ambizzles 6

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

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iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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ifrigginheartyou 8

its not like he knew u right? yeah hes gonna have a new pathetic story to tell his friends but its not like hes telling anyone you know.. if u know anyone.

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fatfatgoeshome 8

for all he knows, you could have been having a party for your "friend" at your house. I don't think he could have known that it was your birthday and you ordered the items for yourself.

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ileina 5

Agree. Don't be too paranoid about it.

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ibexdracula 5

You have the same birthday as me! :) Don't worry about the flower guy, he probably doesn't remember you :)

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O_oxMiAxo_O 7

Wow. To be honest, you kind of deserve it. I mean, who does that??

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redbluegreen 40

The real question should be, why not? At least when you buy a cake for yourself, you know it'll be the kind you like.

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salh 2

Yes, killers and torturers like you deserve it!

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broomhildo 19

You're an idiot. Plain and simple.

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