Birthday, Lonely and Relatable: Lonely birthday

Lonely birthday

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

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ambizzles 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:40

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:41

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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kourizlife 2

Friday 12 August 2011 22:17

thats hard man

Buggsii7 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:36

Surprise party? : )

Angellic_09 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:10

Happy belated birthday!

mattc96821 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:32

they were understaffed lol

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 9:15

Aw :( I'd celebrate your birthday with you :D

Javee 17

Monday 25 June 2012 19:53

OP, you could've been at 'your friend's house' for their birthday party or something. Anyway, I hope you relaxed and had a good birthday. :)

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 8 August 2012 9:22

Your "friend" could have been inside or about to meet you.

Mads_1234 28

Monday 25 February 2013 14:01

Well, happy birthday!

iamsophie 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 0:50

D'oh! Don't feel too bad, I'd do the same thing... Although I tend to do that sort of thing online.

odod777 28

Monday 3 March 2014 20:06

It's OK OP... He doesn't even care for who it is...

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