Lonely birthday

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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Top comments

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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That's the saddest FML ever. :( Sorry OP, I hope next year is better.

Tell him it's a surprise party you're hosting for your friend and they'll be there shortly. It's not that bad.

I'm sorry, OP, that really sucks :( I hope this year's better to you!

you shouldn't have to sen flowers and a cake to yourself! :(

When I was in high school, there would be a Valentines Rose thing. When I was a Junior, tired of getting nothing for V-day, my (then) BF(supposedly)F sent eachother school flowers. The day arrived and our home room teacher, this really creepy guy who would make the girls in skirts erase the board and then give them extra points on tests and such, READ THEM ALOUD. And then made fun of us. We just didnt want to feel left out. And instead, we were pointed out. If FML existed then, it SO would have been an FML...

Lucky for you I am here to help. You need to develop some new interests like... banging that flower delivery guy and anyone else you can get your lonely hands on. Your friends and relatives husbands and boy friends will also work. So will co workers, teachers and any person in authority like a policeman, garbage man or repair guy. Engage banging inappropriate people with enthusiasm. Pretty soon you will have something interesting to post here. Trust me.

jade1998_fml 2

well its none of the counter guys bussiness if ur lonely

You could have said tht you were twins

melnoi 0

Haha that's what I was thinking! Lol awe well it's ok OP