Birthday, Lonely and Relatable: Lonely birthday

Lonely birthday

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

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ambizzles 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:40

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:41

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 23 August 2015 17:21

Happy birthday, OP!

sharond23 10

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:04

omg....he doesn't care. when will people stop worrying about idiotic shit like this?

lucasj23 11

Tuesday 17 April 2018 18:59

I hate to be rude but guess what? he doesn't give a shit. you are of no concern to him...you're just a customer.

1known 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 8:12

But why do you care about someone’s opinion you don’t know and will never see again? Happy Birthday!

easybree 10

Tuesday 25 April 2023 9:55

That’s fine!! I’d be like thanks snd close the

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