Solitude and Miscellaneous: Lonely - FML

Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 11 428

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 232

You deserved it 24 918

Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 415

You deserved it 3 637

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 245

You deserved it 2 262

Certainly seems like it

By Red Head Redemption - 08/12/2022 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 196

Anxious

By James - 16/04/2020 08:00

Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 374

By muffinmen1022 - 20/02/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 434

You deserved it 11 830

By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 221

You deserved it 10 894

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 003

You deserved it 158 320

Stuck on Amber

By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 113 688

You deserved it 6 123

By whattdafuuukkkk - 05/06/2012 11:56 - United States

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 446

You deserved it 6 597

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HiIAmKevin 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:27

That's when you know you really have to hit up some bars...

Maybelline008 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:27

Well, did they?

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rj33445 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:02

Lame

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:43

Please tell me you also had on khakis...

Eiregal2 10

Friday 11 May 2012 0:01

I find it very hard to interact with people too. For the last four years I dedicated all to being on stage.either as a lead singing for a youth group,MC,,playing an interment or evently playing characters in a haunted house attraction. If anything like that interests you go for somthing like that. I just happened to get into it one day and never looked back.now I have many good friends and wonderfull memories. Thats my tale for tonight children!

Eiregal2 10

Friday 11 May 2012 0:04

I meant instrument,oh I am special am I not

BVBarmyForever 0

Friday 11 May 2012 0:04

Ha, forever alone much?

ganjaone 2

Friday 11 May 2012 0:24

Good idea I'll try it too.

goddamniluvme 0

Friday 11 May 2012 1:03

What's wrong w u, y would u deny that power. Sumtimes I would give ANYTHING to get people to shut the **** up and not say hi.

YerMomsBalls 3

Friday 11 May 2012 2:41

I would have done it just so I could tell people, "leave me alone, I don't work here." haha

misshighjinks 5

Friday 11 May 2012 3:56

Aww forever alone. I know how it feels

faKeYguy 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:08

sad...maybe u should take up being that loser who works somewhere for free just to be doing somethin...

springkatherine 4

Friday 11 May 2012 4:47

I work at a target and that's probably one of the most annoying things people can do, when they come in dressed in red and khaki. seriously, why?

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Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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