Loofah

By Peter Parker - 30/08/2016 23:19 - United States - Redlands

Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 264
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Same thing different taste

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hellobobismyname 24

I fail to see how a) you couldn't see a whole family of spiders living in your loofah and b) how the family of spiders lived through multiple sessions of you putting soap and water on the loofah and rubbing it vigorously all over your body.

Loofahman, Loofahman, does whatever a Loofah can.

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LiLMAMA0523 35

*shudders* I hope you burned that loofah

this is why people are told to change them constantly

That has more to do with the fact that they stay wet for a long time and are kept in a humid environment, and aren't sanitised. Makes them a happy place for bacteria. Which, coincidentally, could be the source of the rash.

This is why I just never use loofahs.. I just use a washcloth like you're supposed to, and I wash the washcloth about once a week.

Yes, loofahs are meant to be changed often, and if I was having a reaction, the first thing to go would be my loofah, even if I thought it was the soap, because the soap would still be in the loofah, no matter how much I rubbed and tried cleaning it.

LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

How can you not notice that? At the same time thats one of my fears!!!

That really sucks op, but hey look on the bright side. You might have super powers now

Ugh just thinking of the visual of that makes me cringe.

Reading this comment gave me the worst feeling #setfiretospiders