Loose at the seams
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland
Oh no, you must be shattered!
Actually, this redesign is simply smashing.
All these puns are cracking me up
Guess that trusty car isn't so trusty anymore.
It was a failed attempt at humor, and I must smack myself for my failure at being funny.
and a downvote from the community, cause collectivism is the way to go.
Now it has fancy air conditioning at no extra cost!
Well the Irish are pretty bad ass for a reason.
That's a tough break OP
It also decided your hair looks much better with that wind-blown look. You know, like Harry Styles. You will be a sexy beast, and you'll get ALL the girls now. I guarantee it.
First Justin Bieber and now Harry Styles? hmmm you seem to be keeping close tabs on teenage boy celebrities.
a little boy who's part of One Direction.
I have a daughter. It comes with the territory. "Know your enemy." - Sun Tzu
+10 respect for Doc for making a Sun Tzu joke.
38, you don't seem to know the difference between a joke and someone merely quoting some dead person.
that was supposed to be a joke...? I thought he was just stating something.
Oh yeah, 46, he was just stating that some wanna be Jonas brother is his true enemy. There's no way that could be humorous. Obviously Doc is a secret assassin taking out lead singers of boy bands. He needed to step up his game so he reread the Art of War specifically to plan out his attack. I can't see a joke laid out in that plan anywhere! Definitely just a statement, you're so damn smart. We all thought he was joking, but nope, he was making a statement!
iknowiwantyou - Just to clarify, yes it was a joke. You either didn't get it, haven't read Art of War, or have no sense of humour. Or some combination of the three.
I haven't read art of war so no, I did not get your "joke".
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61- I haven't read it either, but somehow I still managed to figure out that he was joking. And I was being sarcastic there, because I'm guessing you won't get that either...
LMAO I don't think you get your own sarcasm because it's way off. if you are actually being sarcastic your implying you never got his joke either. Either that, or you're comment is unnecessary and stupid.
I'm a colossal idiot.
I swear cars have a mind of their own
I swear people have a mind of their own!
#16 Not in today's society.
You knew what you were getting into when you bought the Weasleys' old car.
You sir, know how to rhyme.
Well that's a glass half broken way to look at it.
how old was it? when was the last time you gave it for servicing and maintenance?
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Oh no, you must be shattered!
Now it has fancy air conditioning at no extra cost!