Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Shopping and Miscellaneous: Lose-lose situation

Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

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You deserved it 14 741

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 190

You deserved it 4 208

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 797

Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 653

We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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You deserved it 224

By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 277

You deserved it 19 933

By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 176

You deserved it 30 567

By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 891

You deserved it 4 909

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 855

You deserved it 5 461

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 693

You deserved it 952

Stunt_fml 5

Friday 29 May 2009 16:03

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:07

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

Comments

doll_face 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:53

what about seat covers? assuming that there was absolutely NOTHING that you could use in the stall to wipe your ass with, you were on the toilet seat bare-assed.. and you must not have cared about doing so or else you would have then checked to see if there was any toilet paper. you totally failed, and i don't believe this story at all. also, the register area must have been increadibly cluttered otherwise and i don't see how the guy could've missed one of your items. makes for a good story, but definitely fake.

Hot_Sauce 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:03

My girlfriend had to explain to me what the OP meant by "top". I thought OP was referring to the spinning toy lol

notyourstarxx 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:22

More like F the cashier's life who had to touch your receipt. Now she'll get E. coli and die.

braveasanoun 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:29

Couldn't you have asked someone else in the bathroom for some toilet paper? Or even pull your pants up for a few seconds to get some in another stall?

scateice 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:27

gr:Ossssssssss

kapowi 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:49

I'm gonna go ahead and say YDI. Always check before you leave the store, first of all. Secondly, if there's no TP in the stall, *which you should have checked, by the way*, you can always ask someone in the bathroom for some. And not use your reciept like an idiot. Even if there was no one in the bathroom, it makes it easier to just quickly change stalls. Honestly, have people lost their brains over the years?

myFMLaccountjun2 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:21

PSH PSH PSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotcha* LOL Mass PSH PSH!

heymanwasup 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:07

YDI for not going to the stall next to you.

forgetme_not 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 3:32

that's just a bad day.

Jesta05 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:33

#34 obviously she bought more clothes than just the top, and therefore her receipt had more registered on it and was longer... She also didn't recognize it was missing bcos she had other items WA DURRRRR!