Health, Relatable and Hair: Malding

Malding

By Recessive Reece - 12/08/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I'm the only one in my family who doesn't need glasses and who isn't lactose intolerant. However, I'm the only one in my family rapidly balding at the age of 25. Even my grandparents on both sides have full heads of hair. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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Hair-raising

By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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Discrimination

By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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Swings and roundabouts

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, despite being the fittest member of my family, with a good exercise routine and a decent diet, I'm the only one who was just diagnosed with diabetes. Meanwhile, the rest of my family are fat, lazy slobs who eat like shit, but are otherwise healthy as horses. FML

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This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 13 August 2024 0:24

At least you can eat cheese.

wrecklesswfire 3

Tuesday 13 August 2024 21:54

maybe you should take a dna test

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 13 August 2024 0:24

At least you can eat cheese.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 13 August 2024 23:40

And buy wigs. And you don't need to clean your glasses every half-hour. And you can actually bike in the rain. And you can drink a nice milkshake.

wrecklesswfire 3

Tuesday 13 August 2024 21:54

maybe you should take a dna test

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 14 August 2024 21:22

First thing I thought of, but couldn’t think of a polite way to word it…

BOTbunny 4

Wednesday 14 August 2024 5:49

lol

babymookie 19

Sunday 18 August 2024 13:06

it might be worth seeing if you have some other underlying health condition that’s causing that

Perry Winkle 5

Monday 26 August 2024 10:16

Are you adopted? Are you sure?

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Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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