Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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Stunt_fml 5

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

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ArtsySwag 0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

That's ******* disgusting. U deserve it for getting all the way out of the store without noticing the top wasn't in the bag. Also, that had to either be a pretty long receipt or pretty mild diarrhea.

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pingpongpickle 8

this sounds really gross but if you already bought the clothes, you couldve just used them. lol

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

lol you want to get nasty shit all over your new clothes? doubt it

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Stunt_fml 5

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

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xXCrazyPersonXx 0

lol nice pun

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tysta 0

Eeewww that's gross and it sucks 4th

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LoveToSmile101 0

Lmao yeah FYL indeed but the cashier should remember you and give you the shirt.

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pingpongpickle 8

yeah then watch him lick it off

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gaby904 0

HA.. thats when you do what that other person did in another FML and use your socks :-P FYL

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bbodin33 7

I remember that one with the grandpa with the lung white socks

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rukusrazor 0

So how weird did the person at the counter look at you when you brought that receipt to them? #4 - yeah, we see you're 4th. Why do people state what number they are? DIAF!

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ArtsySwag 0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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suaveneanderthal 0

If you had diarrhea like you say you did, then that receipt is not going to be nearly enough to get that butt hole squeaky clean.

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