Losing

By unemployed and bereaved - 25/11/2013 05:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 692
You deserved it 2 830
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

NeatNit 32

Just show him their death certificates, that'll shut him up. I'm sorry for your loss. All of them.

306 1

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

So bring copies of the announcement from the paper, and then look for another job!

0 2
mando420mun 7

show him the obituaries and tombstones... he will feel like a big dick

1 1
SexiChula91 3

I'd report that to your corporate office.

0 1
ImJKingYou 8

I am so sorry for your losses. Shoe your boss the obituaries and prove to him that you weren't lying.

1 3
RedPillSucks 31

I think nailing horse shoes on OPs boss is an excellent idea. The pain and humiliation the boss suffers should give him an idea of how OP felt.

1 1
worldclassrager 39

Bring him the information then he'll see you weren't lying..,

0 0
kellyem2 20

Show him the death certificates. The funeral home will have official motives you can use.

2 0
theboy13 13

Death certificates,and lawyer threats will clear all records

1 0
perdix 29

Whip out your chainsaw and your boss will then consider your story as being somewhat more plausible ;)

4 2
bodyguerdson 16

Why not show him their death certificates? And sue him for work loss

2 0
tukies 28

Take every bit of proof you can to the HR. Like the announcements they hand at the funerals, so they know you went, and when you can get it the copy of the death certificates. Unless you are one of those people who call in all the time your boss has no right to make assumption. Now make an ass out of him.

3 1