Awkward, Party and Miscellaneous: Lost

Lost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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You deserved it 8 721

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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You deserved it 630

Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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You deserved it 40 674

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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You deserved it 34 434

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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You deserved it 5 139

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

Drunk

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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You deserved it 1 544

Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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You deserved it 253

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:08

can you not call your friend who brought you to the party and have them bring you home?

aidenmccarthy03 8

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:11

Use google maps on your phone. Or just call your friend

Comments

smoothies14 32

Sunday 1 November 2015 21:41

I'm sorry, were you expecting five-star service?

FMLSpongebob 6

Sunday 1 November 2015 21:57

I passed out at Goofy Goober's once. Got kicked out the next morning by a worker.

Baron_Kaz 15

Monday 2 November 2015 1:04

Next time don't drink so much that you black out. YDI

gobiteme2 34

Monday 2 November 2015 1:29

Party too hardy. Next time stay clean

pats2004 17

Monday 2 November 2015 2:20

And you went straight to fml

emi_alejandra 23

Monday 2 November 2015 4:15

You should've called someone

Shafro_0 24

Monday 2 November 2015 10:17

Follow Up!!!

FML_ThatIsInsane 5

Monday 2 November 2015 23:49

I have been there before, what's worse on my end though, is that I threw up on their front porch, but they asked for it, they couldn't even give me a bucket and the bathroom was too far away, would've had to run up the stairs to get to it. I was so drunk that I wouldn't of been able to get up the stairs. FML