Awkward, Party and Miscellaneous: Lost

Lost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 951

You deserved it 8 722

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You deserved it 34 437

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

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I agree, your life sucks 229

You deserved it 1 545

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By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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You deserved it 253

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:08

can you not call your friend who brought you to the party and have them bring you home?

aidenmccarthy03 8

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:11

Use google maps on your phone. Or just call your friend

Comments

writerchic85 25

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:48

That's terrible on the part of the guy. If he hosted a party at his place he should take care of his guests.

chinaski7628 32

Sunday 1 November 2015 18:08

Not if the "guest" is a stranger passed out on your couch... That's overstaying the welcome.

AbortionSurvivor 13

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:50

Must have been a good night

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:51

The water ruined your phone so you can't find that out I take it..

wondercat40 28

Sunday 1 November 2015 14:12

Then again, he DID go on FML. I suspect that he had some kind of phone

Anti_Sora 31

Sunday 1 November 2015 16:04

24, There is a website you know that right?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 November 2015 19:14

Yes, a website which requires access to a computer or, you know a phone! (Which is just a tiny computer these days). And before anyone mentions public computers at the library etc, remember that OP posted this s 10 mins after being thrown out and has no idea where they are.