So you spend your time writing an fml. Clutch

Why is there always a comment like this? The FML was probably written this way to make it more interesting. He probably figured out a way home before submitting.

Gotta have your priorities.

Hitch hiking is a terrible idea. Calling a friend or a cab would be safest.

I agree hitchhiking is a bad idea. Especially being hungover because we live in a world where people will try to take advantage of others. In this case, sexually.

The only way I recommend hitchhiking is if you're dressed as a ghost or have on a dirty white dress or something.

how the **** can he do that if he don't know where he is..?

I don't see how this isn't op's fault. If you drink to the point of passing out, then you're basically asking for people to screw with you. Unfortunately there are stupid people, and at a party with alcohol there are a lot of them. Keep your wits about you in those kinds of situations. Not to mention that you're also responsible for all of the stupid things you do before you pass out, seeing as people that drink to that point usually don't remember what they've done. And they often do stupid things to themselves & others. People need to drink more responsibly. Know your limit. Or stop drinking entirely.

Unfortunately, #9, you're always 'someone else' TO someone else.

Especially the drunks at a party that are too drunk to care what happens to anyone else.