Love is all around

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML
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Fire_lights 0

Well I think your mother is the one who is the self-absorbed bitch for making that comment, and you should have told her so.

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deliapearl 0

tell mom you get it from her

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Rixxieee 0

YDI for being a self-absorbed bitch as proved by you coming on here looking for sympathy.

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Essentials 0

she is probably right.

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GOLDiiLOCKS_x 0

If you think its true then stop being a bitch instead of complaining.

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Fett 0

YDI for being a self-absorbed bitch

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nena2174 0

LMFAO #6 As for this FML, you're posting here on what is supposed to be your wedding day? Your mom was right, you are a self-absorbed bitch. YDI

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Emma_91 0

As someone stated to another comment, the FML could've happened two years ago and it'd still start with Today... That's the rule for submitting FMLs

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ashleeee 0

why are the OPs's moms on here so mean !?!?

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raquelspeaking 0

Should have told her she's a self absorbed old cow and to get the **** out of your wedding. It was, after all, YOUR day...so you're allowed to be a self absorbed bitch.

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helpmeiamblind 0

You might want to use that as a wake up call. You dumb bitch. Oh, and #119, your clearly just the same, IF you ever get married, I'd put hard money on it breaking up and it being your fault.

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