Health: Low blow

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Power dynamic

By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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Can't win

By Viscerion - 31/01/2023 00:30

Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Astrum14 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You should inform her that there is a major psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction. If you're constantly worried about getting it up, you'll have a more difficult time getting it up. Comments like that will just make it worse.

annoyed146578 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:38

Maybe it's time to get a new wife!!

Comments

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:13

Next time you should insult her for something beyond her control. Maybe her **** are too small/big. Maybe she has messed up teeth or crappy hair. Maybe she walks like a linebacker. Either way, when she gets mad at you for the insult, you should say "yeah it's mean to criticize someone for something beyond their control."

exoticwaved 9

Sunday 25 January 2015 17:00

If you invest in stocks hopefully they rose. Then you can take a long lengthy vacation without her.

roseursostupid 1

Friday 30 January 2015 1:02

Wow that is messed up

Gillett 23

Tuesday 17 February 2015 7:14

you should have told her that it's her fault. apparently she couldn't excite horny teenagers!

SmellingtheRoses 5

Sunday 22 February 2015 8:28

what a bitch

Corneliapresent 13

Monday 16 March 2015 21:51

That's very rude and mean of your wife. I wonder how the rest of your relation is with her, I mean is there enough positive to weigh up against negative stuff like that??? I would definitely consider marriage counseling .... I hope it all works out OP

shelly1927 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:54

divorce her sorry ass and find someone who appreciates you for you :)

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:31

Ouch. Tough blow man haha

nyvine 6

Wednesday 12 August 2015 8:29

Yo, your wife is kind of a bitch. You tried to save money. You tried to make BREAD. Only badass people who are down to sacrifice some blood sweat and tears are willing to make bread. **** her, time for a new woman.?