Magic moments

By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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SekC 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.

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cheque_please 0

first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??

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Ciara Koch 22

I think it matters why she threw up bc if I puked all over someone my first response would be crying hysterically out of embarrassment

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Rake 16

Maybe next time you should wait until she is sober...

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