Make it stop

By tcm123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign

Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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nephilim241 19

I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.

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EpicSquishii 21

Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow

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nephilim241 19

I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.

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goldfishgod 20

This happened to me and I took a hammer to the alarm box. No problems after that.

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iseyixes 18

After inserting ear plugs put on a beanie, then some ear muffs and welcome to a quiet thats so quiet you can hear the voices in your head. :)

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krad204 21

Go out and buy some noise canceling headphones, get Funky Chicken from audio jungle (I think that's what it is called), and all the pain just melts away.

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loopsy_fml 14

Or go. Far away. Just leave. Anywhere. Just get out of there before it gets to your head!!!!

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EpicSquishii 21

Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow

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Demonfish 14

They're just helping you out dude, believe me the sooner you let go of the burdens of sanity, the better. Once you have, you will know true happiness.

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Pleonasm 35

The frayed ends of sanity, hear them calling, hear them calling me! /Metallica reference

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WhyAmUHere 19

Of course the person talking about loss of sanity has a Deadpool propic.

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tacos_are_good 8

Now randomly make noises and get a beat going :3

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liv_graham 7

Does anyone remember the episode of 'Friends' were this happened to Phoebe's fire alarm? And that sucks, invest in earplugs, and call your super.

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Termites 15

"Do Do You Have a First Aid Kit and Do Do Do You Know How to Patch Up a wound?"

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jumptothemoon 2

Are you patient understanding cuz I might need some time to...... Forgot the rest lol

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ManInTheMachine 19

Neither of the comments above me made any sense whatsoever. I can already see my brain cells being tortured, lined up and gunned down in some horrible genocide caused by the brutal, senseless stupidity in both comments combined.

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brackaman 18

Maybe they're op's roommates and they've been listening to the same beeping in which case, you're excused.

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poetrywriter12 6

Just add some voices and a talking bear and you'll be officially insane! Congratulations!

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whiteboy896 9

I'd go freakin nuts if that was me, Good Luck OP.

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