Make it stop

By tcm123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign

Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 074
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I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.

Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow

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mrz1177 11

Call the office and hold the phone where they can hear the beep. Don't say anything at first, just let them listen. After thirty seconds say "Fix it!"

Have they tried turning it off and on again?

What the BEEP do they think they are BEEPing doing?

At least you won't go nuts right? ..... Uhhhh...Why are you holding that pick axe like that and staring at me weirdly?

carsonphillips 7

What a wonderfully worded FML. I am so sorry, OP, but the way you worded this is both intelligent and hilarious. Absolutely brilliant.