Make it stop
By tcm123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign
By tcm123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign
Call the office and hold the phone where they can hear the beep. Don't say anything at first, just let them listen. After thirty seconds say "Fix it!"
Sledgehammer
This was beautifully worded.
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
What the BEEP do they think they are BEEPing doing?
At least you won't go nuts right? ..... Uhhhh...Why are you holding that pick axe like that and staring at me weirdly?
That sucks
Why don't you just fix it with a hammer?
Keywords
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow