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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
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Ichiya 29

Now is the time to go shopping for a new boyfriend and some more make up.

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chill99 15

No problem, both are easy to replace.

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Pervers_fml 5

no problem,i don't know you but tbh,he lose not you :* kiss

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ksks1234 33

I think people knew what 17 was trying to say, 17 is from Romania and probably speaks Roman*. It is not fair to thumb him down and comment/ correct his language for that. The thumb down and comments should be for 17 trying to pick up on op. *I known Romanians do not speak Roman, they speak Vampirenese.

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jennilis 0

'And out of foundation'. That sucks lovey, and it's so expensive to replace! :( at least when he saw you, you looked incredible :P

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worldclassrager 39

A return for a break up? Seriously he would have been better off texting that to you if that was the intention...

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brand125 17

you dumb? face to face is the best and most honest way to break up, texting is for COWARDS. i guess we see what you are

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bigmike25 11

Yeah #19 try telling that to the bf that broke up with his gf and she sent her UFC fighter sister over who ended up kicking his ass to reconsider the break up -_- So, stop saying that breaking up face to face is the best because its not. Also, there was another FML where a gf broke up with her gf and she threw a tampon at her face.

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brand125 17

57 - those isloted instances dont make you any less of a coward by not doing it face to face, since it is not the case. you seem to confuse the "physically safer" way (text) to "morally right and respectful" way. plus i can say best way, but that doesnt mean its specific to every situation, like obviously abusive partners is a differnt situation. but by best it means most of the time fave to face

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bigmike25 11

So 72 if your girlfriend was bat shit crazy you would still break up face to face?? Lol, yeah right.

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sturschaedel 27

If you are really too much of a wuss to face the person you are going to break up with, at least take the time to send a handwritten letter. At least that shows a minimum of respect.

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Jinxsie 27

"Big" Mike... If you have any left, please get your balls snipped.

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bluebirdflyaway 6

atleast he did it in person, although he should of give you a heads up like 'we need to talk' or something

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jthmtwin 16

At least he had the decency to break up in person :/

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briang959 47

Maybe he did it in person hoping for breakup sex. :). But seriously, sorry you wasted your foundation on him.

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vikky538 28

he is not makeup worth... time to find a new boyfriend...

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ezrajab 22

Why do people do that to eachother? Sorry op

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eleven22 11

Why do people break up? Hmm let me see...

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