Love: Make your mind up

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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ziqi92 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:14

so what the hell is his final decision???? btw, ur better off not dating indecisive guys who always change their minds.

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 2:12

People pay big bucks to ride on roller coasters, he's giving you a ride on an emotional one for free. Every time he takes you back, go "Click, click, click, click" and every time he dumps you, put up your arms and go, "Wheeeeee!" Have fun with his indecisiveness. When he finally decides to stay with you, kick him in the balls, hard, and run away! As he's vomiting, yell, "Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

Comments

around_the_world 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:50

Oh he's such an asshole, you don't need someone who can't even make up his mind with what to do with his personal life.

PlasmaWafflez 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:54

That sucks, but if someone breaks up with you, don't give them everything they gave you back

NILTIAKNITRAM 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:36

THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I EVER HEARD IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. YOU MUST BE A SAD INDIVIDUAL. MY HEART IS ACHIN FOR YOU AND YOUR... (FILL IN THE BLANK ;) ) HAH. BE RESPECTFUL TO YOSELF AND DON'T BE ACTIN LIKE YOU CAN'T GET NO OTHER MEN, OR WOOMAN YOU COULD GET ME. I WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERY YEAR AND MONTH.

NILTIAKNITRAM 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:39

THE TERM "IDIOT" IS OFFENSIVE. DON'T BE WRITING THAT ON THIS PUBLIC PEACEFUL SIGHT OF COMMUNITY LOVE. BE RESPECTFUL. BE KIND. BE CURTEIOUS. DON'T ACT A FOOL.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 26 October 2009 6:27

"curteious" .........

The_Pleb 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:27

I dont think shed want you.... FOOL

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:22

...I don't know whether to laugh or vomit. Maybe I'll do both?

blastvortex 3

Monday 26 October 2009 5:40

Why'd you give everything back to him? Sure, you can give back stuff you had on lend or any outstanding debts, but the rest was a gift and is totally yours. That was foolish. You could've at least sold them. Sans that, it sounds like you're better off without him. Indecisiveness, at times, can be an even greater danger than stupidity. You have been warned.

kindness 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:01

********... that's just low.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:02

Don't date assholes who don't know what they want. YDI

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 26 October 2009 9:37

It must certainly be impossible that he has any kinds of conflicting feelings on the matter, or that this was something he was thinking about for the better part of a month (if not longer). Break-ups by their very nature tend to suck. It's an unfortunate fact of life that in general, there really is no neat, painless way to end a relationship. Talk to a friend, sort out your feelings, dust yourself off, and move on.

TenebrificTurtle 0

Monday 26 October 2009 13:07

You might have been crushed but now you don't have to be the pathetic pet he keeps around because he doesn't want to be alone. Grow a back bone, become a strong woman, and don't carve his name into your skin.