Awkward, Religion and Miscellaneous: Man of faith

Man of faith

By ??? - 29/11/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

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By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Canada20 - 29/09/2017 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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mirix 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:09

Are priests even allow to use that kind of language? o.O

WOW_idc123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

haha u must really be one

Comments

simawesome_FYL 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:29

Anonymisity FTW !

FMLjudge007 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:32

atleast your not a little boy and he's a pain in your ass

aaaaa2p 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:35

YDI for believing a magical being with no origin is more possible than anything else.

DoingItWrong 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:43

Am I the only one who noticed the handle for the OP? .... I certainly hope that wasn't one of the sins you were confessing.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:01

hahahaha

HumanHunt 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:45

YDI for thinking that the creator of the universe cares.

jw90 18

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:55

are you sure he didn't say "I'm the pain in your ass."

C0urante 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:13

YDI for going to church in the first place. Hehe. Moron.

Jasheegeee 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:22

wow what an ass

MiniatureMayhem 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:40

YDI for being religious.

DaddyGreenPants 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:44

oh no! your life must be ruined now..? That is no FML

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