Awkward, Religion and Miscellaneous: Man of faith - FML

Man of faith

By ??? - 29/11/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

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By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Canada20 - 29/09/2017 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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mirix 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:09

Are priests even allow to use that kind of language? o.O

WOW_idc123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

haha u must really be one

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AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:49

"**** the priest" isn't a nice religious name now, is it?

Okie7123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:47

It makes me think of "**** the po-lice" but religious instead.

Rota 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:01

Fake

perdix 29

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:03

Quit bragging to the priest about anal sex.

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:32

Win :D

Chelsee_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:05

Wow. That's sad. Haha stop whining! You don't have to confess everything you have ever done. A few sins won't keep you out of Heaven. I wanna high-five your priest. He sounds pretty cool.

jjcooper 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:09

get a new church

fafa123_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:12

preist's penis in my asshole says what?

nadirecur 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:19

You shouldn't have sinned so much in the first place, ydi.

haj_fml 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:19

YDI for being a christian.

the_en4sur 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:25

did he touch you in the no no spot too?

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