Manly man

By thelistman - 13/11/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
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BlackScorpionAng 0

Your life is really ****** because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your balls...you'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is ******..it's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down. You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the **** out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.

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fringle 0

Everyone stop bitching about 12 year olds. I don't get why you hate them so much. And by the way I'm not twelve either.

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jchansfan 0

Shave her head and tell her you won't have sex with her until it grows back. Even if she dumps you she's probably screwed until it does grow back! :D That advice is terrible.

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thatnewyorker 0

She did thst on purpose because she doesn't want to sex you xD

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kukopia 0

I'm betting she made him post this too. His public humiliation is all part of her owning him completely. Does she let you stand when you pee or do you lift her/your dress and sit?

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XxLadyBuGxX 0

aa thats wat you get for letting women handle your hair...fyl

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HXCxSceneKidx 0

Hahahaha that's why u don't take commands from a girl you pussy whipped ******

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_aspidochelon_ 0

step 1: get a wig... step 2: duct tape... Have fun!?

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