Sex, Painful and Intimacy: Marvel Comics - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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You deserved it 4 625

Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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You deserved it 18 148

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Spicy

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 090

What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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You deserved it 1 457

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 26 491

By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 368

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Spicy

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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You deserved it 7 094

Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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You deserved it 478

By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 471

You deserved it 5 445

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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You deserved it 9 090

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Top comments

yellowboy30 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:39

my nails r cut. let me try

JesseOhNine 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:33

yuck

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38alyssa25 0

Friday 15 July 2011 8:51

uugghh i hate that!

darlingdollie 24

Friday 15 July 2011 9:14

wow...I've been there. I felt like he was trying to cut my ******.

Kittehx3 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:32

& how old are you? ...

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 15 July 2011 17:29

yea lol ur profile says ur 13-14...so having sex at that age is wrong

Upyous 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:20

Oh Shit

randomgirl92 4

Friday 15 July 2011 9:21

ewwww if he doesnt evn cut them kinda makes me wonder if he at least keeps them clean........long dirty fingernails in you should be gross FYL

bbytdubb 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:24

You're the dumbass for being with someone who doesn't cut their nails. Next time he cuts you with his nails, tell him that you bought him a nail file and put it in his purse for him. Thaaafuckkk.

sky22_fml 7

Friday 15 July 2011 9:38

I think I just shivered of pain...

kay729 7

Friday 15 July 2011 9:52

eww that's truly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

honey_sweet 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:52

YDI for letting him finger you. why don't you have sex like a grown up & use the real thing.

pimpinninja 0

Friday 15 July 2011 10:01

I wouldn't of let him

blakdragonzclaw 0

Friday 15 July 2011 10:03

y r some girls so sensitive? I hav a habit of forgetting to cut my nails, yet a couple girls I dated had no problem at all with me fingering them...

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Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

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Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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