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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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yellowboy30 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:39

my nails r cut. let me try

JesseOhNine 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:33

yuck

Comments

metallicshadow 16

Friday 15 July 2011 4:41

that's hot

annagurl7854 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:45

owwwww .!

xxxsalinaxxx 9

Friday 15 July 2011 5:03

shredded pussy FTW!!!

AcidRaen 4

Friday 15 July 2011 5:06

yikes. that makes me cringe just thinking about it. but Wolverine is H-O-T hot (:

AcidRaen 4

Friday 15 July 2011 6:44

what makes this a bad comment that it needs to be thumbed down?

alexFYL 11

Friday 15 July 2011 5:06

Gross. :/ I don't let guys touch me until their nails are cut and their hands are clean.

irishgirl92x 1

Friday 15 July 2011 5:13

I know the feeling tell him cut them or no more sex

sabbb_fml 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:32

eeeek!

effmyleezy 5

Friday 15 July 2011 5:35

hey just imagine it's Hugh jackman and it'll be allright!

sydmior 10

Friday 15 July 2011 6:06

If you tell him what you like and don't like, your intimate relationship will be better.

sydmior 10

Friday 15 July 2011 6:08

So if his nails are that bad, tell him to clip them.

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