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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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yellowboy30 0

my nails r cut. let me try

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crowbar_2010 2

well at least youre getting nailed in some sense of the word....hahaha. buy the boy some clippers.

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kurotsuchizombie 0

why do girls have the need to post their sex lives its alittle trashy

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5t3ff1k4h 44

It makes a better FML than "wah wah I lost my job".

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nikemax22 0

that has happened to me before wit my ex girl she had real long nails ? there is a way to do it without it hurting but sometimes u get caught up in the moment then ya really in pain afta ?

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bandits9 0

u should tell him that he can't **** you or finger you untell he cuts them

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redmnky21 8

well ur the dumbass who let him stick his fingers in there... and he has no clue what he's doing

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tief06 0

why is he your boyfriend if he doesn't cut his nails?? gross.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Because some people are able to look past appearance. Granted, it is disgusting to have nails that long especially if they're going down south, but all it requires is a nice talk (or some rope and a saw) to fix the problem. *Note: The rope is to tie him down, the saw is for the nails, before you sickos get any other ideas.

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ReginaFalange_fml 13

You know he doesn't cut them, why would you let him do that to you??

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dreawlkr523 0

don't let that happen again- it's not satisfying and it's not healthy.

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crossmaltese 3

I have an exboyfriend like that. Note the use of the term "ex".

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