Master manipulator

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Turkey

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Did he put the lid up?

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amerwin 3

Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.

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tencentsakiss 19

Was it a Turkish angora??? Because my Turkish angoras are more intelligent and more evil than any cat I've ever seen.

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sourgirl101 28

I have a Russian Blue. He's evil also. So beauiful but crazy. Reminds me of "Church" from "Pet Sematary".(:

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tencentsakiss 19

Mine steal EVERYTHING. I like Russian blues too.

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sourgirl101 28

Nothing happens to me when I'm in the shower and the toilet gets flushed. You must have a veryyyy old plumbing system.

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catatonicsleep 17

probably depends if you have a shower that heats the water its self or one that takes the hot water from the water tank

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getonup 0

You should be grateful Op my cat never flushes..

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catatonicsleep 17

yeah my cat just leaves horrible smelly things in the litter box and the smell floats down the stairs, such a wonderful 'welcome home' the smell of cat shit is.... I wish she could learn to use the toilet

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biass 0

I hate when that happens! My cat used to do that so I broke in my neighbors house and took all his A1 sauce.

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itisme_fml 9

All I can think of is - "Awww!". Cure kitty! BTW, why do you shower with the door open?

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Zmeilerr 22

Evil cat? More like clever cat! Psh! I wish I had a cat like that.

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bethan1 4

You have a very naughty pussy let me punish it for you.

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bethan1 4

This comment is in honor of DocBastards rule number 1.

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

it's because you live in a country that he can't eat smh I'd say fhl

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DocBastard 38

Bethan - are you telling me people actually READ that? Or is it just you? Maybe I should change my profile info to something more profound...

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bethan1 4

Haha I read because in another fml you said to refer to one of your rules.:)

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tencentsakiss 19

I read it. It made my life just a little.

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cufaoil 11

no.... kittens suck.... cats claw and bite...

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