Animals: Meat is murder

Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 12:09

Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

Eponine_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:19

That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

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SpottedMew 15

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:35

Thats horrible! :(

27alli 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:10

Awww poor chickens

Lintu_26 23

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:15

OP never said she was a vegetarian???!! So sorry to hear about the chickens though :( that's horrible!!!

MRVOlivia 22

Monday 12 September 2011 2:53

That sucks :( FYL

MissTaco 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:49

R.I.P. Little ckick-ies at least they r in chicken heaven now.... Even though they were chickens I still feel for u, a pet is a pet and u never want it to leave u. :(

solomonislands24 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:07

What the **** is wrong with these two people?! My family keeps two chickens for eggs too but if anyone killed the chickens my parents would go apeshit crazy on them. Seriously are these people ******* insane?!

velvetwings 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:20

Does nobody actually know that the eggs you eat don't contain dead animals? Wow. Amazing state of intelligence we have. Op- I'm so sorry. I know nothing can replace your pets...but it's too bad you can't replace his parents :(

Klokwerk 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:34

No offence mate, I'm sure you loved those chickens, but ye gods and all the little fishes in the sea did I ever laugh at the mental picture of a horrified man saying '...B-B-Bob?...' over a plate of roast chicken. xD

MandyRose 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:36

That's so sad! I'm a vegetarian, I have pet chickens. If my fiance's parents decided to cook my chickens I'd break up with my fiance so I'd never have to see his parents again. I remember when these raccoons broke into our chicken cage and ate one of our chickens, I was 6. I was mortified. If someone decided to slaughter my chickens I would be depressed for weeks, I love my chickens. They're so cute, I wish nobody would kill chickens just because they think they taste good.