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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Spider_fml 9

Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

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Eponine_fml 0

That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

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Lintu_26 23

OP never said she was a vegetarian???!! So sorry to hear about the chickens though :( that's horrible!!!

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MissTaco 7

R.I.P. Little ckick-ies at least they r in chicken heaven now.... Even though they were chickens I still feel for u, a pet is a pet and u never want it to leave u. :(

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solomonislands24 0

What the **** is wrong with these two people?! My family keeps two chickens for eggs too but if anyone killed the chickens my parents would go apeshit crazy on them. Seriously are these people ******* insane?!

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velvetwings 8

Does nobody actually know that the eggs you eat don't contain dead animals? Wow. Amazing state of intelligence we have. Op- I'm so sorry. I know nothing can replace your pets...but it's too bad you can't replace his parents :(

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Klokwerk 4

No offence mate, I'm sure you loved those chickens, but ye gods and all the little fishes in the sea did I ever laugh at the mental picture of a horrified man saying '...B-B-Bob?...' over a plate of roast chicken. xD

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MandyRose 1

That's so sad! I'm a vegetarian, I have pet chickens. If my fiance's parents decided to cook my chickens I'd break up with my fiance so I'd never have to see his parents again. I remember when these raccoons broke into our chicken cage and ate one of our chickens, I was 6. I was mortified. If someone decided to slaughter my chickens I would be depressed for weeks, I love my chickens. They're so cute, I wish nobody would kill chickens just because they think they taste good.

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Ihatemyfknfamily 5

I raised farm hens for eggs, though we did keep one or two roosters to protect them from foxes and such (which they did very effectively) so we did occasionally get chicks. We'd keep the hen-chicks, and if there were too many roosters I would either sell or kill and prepare them, to keep them from getting overcrowded. Still, I had one named Walterina (her name had been Walter, I thought she was a rooster until she started laying eggs, but she wouldn't answer to anything else so Walterina it was) and if anyone even thought of killing and cooking her, even when she got too old to lay eggs and was retired, I'd rip their spine out through their mouths. No one has the right to do something like that to someone else's animals without their explicit permission. I sincerely hope you gave them a piece of your mind and kicked them out, and refuse to let them return until they sincerely apologize and understand what they've done, at the very LEAST.

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