Merry Christmas!

By John Nani - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
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Saturn_fml 23

Unless you have a 5 story mansion with tons of rooms and she wants you to clean all windows, floors, ceiling etc then it's not really that bad.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Haha, sounds like something my mom would do. She's such a perfectionist. But hey, at least you're still getting the presents! Merry Christmas!

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sickenedwinter86 0

Then clean the house? Don't be so ungrateful. I showed up at my parents in time to help do the dishes and the only gift bought and given this year was to my parents dog, formerly mine. The whole family bought a dog bed... Damn good Christmas, too.

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jonnyroscoe 3

So help out for a moment. Clean up the place so everyone can enjoy! Sheesh.

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mutinykitty 18

Then why are you on the internet whining? YDI

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angrynegro7 16

Quit bitching and moaning and start cleaning...punk-ass.

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icanhazblivions 1

if your mom is always the one to clean the house, and if you are still living with your mom and you don't have a job and HAVE TIME to clean the house, the YDI bigtime.

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JimDaBoss 0

Connecticut, huh? So ur a rich ass snob who thinks that cleaning is the worst thing in the world and ur getting upset because there's 5 minutes if hard work between you and you're new ******* iPad. Tough life.

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twilightluvr101 4

Um sry but that was a lil uncalled for jus cause someones from conneticut dosnt mean there rich ass snobes quit bein so jugemental

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insanelyXnikki 18

It takes more than five minutes to clean a whole house...

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gumzy 6

Christmas is not about gifts OP. It's about the birth of Jesus Christ. Go to church. Donate. Give. If there were no gift giving than I'm sure 99% of people won't care about Christmas... Seriously...

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