Kids: Metal as **** - FML

Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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By bubbles - 05/09/2009 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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Sussy Baka

By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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in_side_out 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:58

**** yeah . your sons gonna be a rocker hard out

Good_old_Grim 8

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:01

Where is the "congratulations" button?

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The_grumpy_bear 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:41

Yea. That sounds familiar. I work at a preschool with a four-year-old who does such things. Coinsidence?

killabee 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:42

As everyone else said; awesome. However I can see how this could be an FML. If he becomes destructive or accidentally hurts other children he could be kicked out of that daycare and it's not always easy to find good childcare. That phone call could have been a warning.

perdix 29

Wednesday 22 December 2010 17:11

The kid is awesome because he is showing mad leadership skillz!

lerouxmaster 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:48

He has been kicked out.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:42

this kid is AWESOME!!!!!  Rock on

VladAlex 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:50

how is this an fml? that's awesome, were it my kid I'd congratulate him

Chris5811 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:54

ok I may be dumb for asking this bc I'm not into rock and shit but WHAT THE **** IS A MOSH PIT?!!?

Doortje 29

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:56

Of course you're not dumb Chris, not knowing something happens to all of us. But that's when you ******* GOOGLE IT.

Chris5811 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 17:03

maybe I don't ******* feel like googling it u google it

Doortje 29

Wednesday 22 December 2010 17:04

I already did. See, I didn't know what it was either. But google told me within seconds.

cdatribe23 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:55

give him a good'ol pat on the back from me haha

Chris5811 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:56

ok first, what's a mosh pit? second it doesn't sound like a good thing especially for a kid in day care so why is everyone encoraging it!!?!

WishResign 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:17

google it, lazy ass!

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:56

Parents that do their job don't have 4-year-olds that know what a mosh pit is.

Chris5811 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:59

cdatribe your so beautiful......

aaliyahsagirah 5

Friday 2 September 2011 15:13

you're really kind of a creep aren't you? are you 12?

Mavy355 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 17:00

Hahaaa! That's awesome! :)

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