Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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in_side_out 0

**** yeah . your sons gonna be a rocker hard out

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gothicvamp98 0

that's a good thing cuz your kid gonna be an epic rocker :D

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TrollFeeder 10

might as well buy him slipknot tickets, no way to stop him now.

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katiezomg 3

SLIPKNOT!?!??? they are one of the biggest disgraces to music alive -____-

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t765234 10

How is slipknot a disgrace to music, they are awesome.

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katiezomg 3

yeah, if you enjoy ear rape. they're shit.

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rain893 0

78 you have no idea what you're talking about. You've probably only heard psychosocial or a few of the heavier songs which you just don't have the stomach for. rry listening to snuff or vermillion or try to understand what the lyrics are saying because slipknot lyrics are truly amazing and inspirational. It might help you change your opinion.

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tikimuppet 11

I just don't see how that's an fml, it's so awesome :D

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thelittlebeast01 0

yeah man rock on

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lerouxmaster 7

No, because I need to find a new place for my son. They won't accept him anymore.

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BLAMBLAW 0

have you tried "Thrash 'til your diaper falls off extreme daycare center" on main street?

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perdix 29

With the lights out It's less dangerous Here we are know Entertain us. Buy your kid a guitar and dress him in flannel -- you've got a natural-born rocker on your hands.

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perdix 29

You are correct, sir/ma'am. I stand corrected.

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Spongii101 12

Perdix... wrong? :O WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?! D:

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DocBastard 38

Your name wouldn't happen to be James ******* Hetfield, would it? Yes, that's his real middle name. Look it up.

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sourgirl101 28

I love learning little fun facts such as these about music.(: Ex: I just found out the only member from "ZZ Top" without a beard, last name is "Beard".

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stronghand0331 17

Oh the irony! ZZ Top is an amazing classic band. Where did all the acid tripping bands go?

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romano07 0

they were replaced by coke sniffing bands, then pot headed bands, and now emotionally sensitive bands! D=

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wwerulez14 6

That's an awesome middle name. Say Doc, what's your's?

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DocBastard 38

Doctor Fantastic Bastard is my given name. True story.

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wwerulez14 6

Oh. I was hoping it would be Doctor Fat Bastard. That way every comment you made from that point on could be put in a Scottish accent and end with the phrase, "Get in mah belleh!!!". But "Fantastic" is ok too...

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

It's actually Alan, but I get your point. Seeing how Castor, Cali, and Marcella are all over 4 years old, this is probably not him.

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Lorns 7

isn't that more of an epic MLIA than an FML??

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stronghand0331 17

You better teach him how to have safe sex now. You don't want your little rock star to get an STD. If he can mosh, he can get freaky naughty.

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