Phone calls and Intimacy: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 34 450

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 28 338

Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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You deserved it 35 589

Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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You deserved it 1 390

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 15 173

By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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You deserved it 27 958

By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 11 520

By a.baybay - 07/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 17 805

By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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You deserved it 14 070

Mood: broken

By talkingtoaretard - 25/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 008

You deserved it 36 001

Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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You deserved it 144 233

hellokinky2 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 12:09

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

penpal33 7

Thursday 27 May 2010 12:16

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

Comments

corran006 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 21:51

If you can't get off yourself, you can't expect your Boyfriend to be able to do it either.

canitbe 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 22:58

#53. agree. op. that's pretty much your fault. learn to understand your body. and don't be a jerk. a lie. no on likes a jerk that Lies.

picturescrazy 24

Friday 28 May 2010 2:29

Wow... I agree with the people above. If you can't get yourself off, you're screwed. But screwed in a way in which you will not enjoy it.

briannacyrus 0

Friday 28 May 2010 5:52

That's incredibly unfortunate on your behalf if you can't get yourself off. unless you just didn't try, then it's not so bad I suppose.

iBeRockin 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:48

Phone sex is hot. Unless he failed at talking dirty and turned you off, I don't see why you'd have to fake it.

baker63 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:33

love phone sex

gilgamesh47 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 17:19

I disagree. if you fake it too much he could do the wrong thing thinking he's pleasing you when he's just as capable of doing the right thing.

iFagatron 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:02

1) real sex is better, chances are he agrees and practises it without you. 2) you should really know how to please yourself before trying to please him in a fail manner. Just sayin'.

OhPandaPanda 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 18:10

LOL I loe this :P 72 must have never had phone sex. When a guy comes it's over and you most likely have to fake it so you don't make him feel bad. Next time, have one quick so you can get off too.