Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
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hellokinky2 0

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

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penpal33 7

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

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sweetdreams999 0

sounds like your problem, so fix it and learn what you really like. stop bitching when it's your fault.

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jplumbob 4

sweetdreams. you have a smoking body. now we need a face shot.

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derek8888 0

lol...I wouldn't say it's entirely her fault. maybe she just hasn't realized she's not attracted to her current bf that can't give her a real ****** :( kinda sad more than anything

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justj2010 0

op: ydi. you can't blame this on anyone but yourself. learn how to touch yourself and get a life.

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dubstep87 0

learn to play with yourself! so fyl

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perdix 29

At least it kept you from wasting minutes! Use headphones or a Bluetooth headset (for the phone at first, but as a last resort, as sex toys ;), so you have both hands free. Massage your G-spot with one hand and rub your clit with the other. That'll do it.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING FAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE!!! Seriously, it takes two people to have sex so you are just as responsible for getting you off as your bf is. For phone sex, more of the responsibility is on your side. Did you fake it because you were bored or because you didn't know what you were doing? Fix the problem.

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perdix 29

I'm thinking she wanted to get off (the phone, that is) by pretending to get off, and not wasting the time or precious minutes to have a real ******. Maybe she wanted to go out and look for local bf to fill in the void. ;)

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penpal33 7

@25: I totally agree with you! Your a mind reader.

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Compass 0

You can't even get yourself off, OP. That's sad.

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Granddragon 0

I think you purposely don't have real ones just so you'll have something to complain about you miserable bitch. YDI

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baker63 3

phone sex is the best but you need alittle imagination

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tmontoya 0

wow op ydi that one learn to get urself off then tell ur man how u like it and dnt fake it that's dumb

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