Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
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Alexitis1 3

r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

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ivyshade 0

wth...she's a weird one and talk about killing the mood

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metalmaiden 0

At least you were getting a handjob. If you don't like what she's saying make her give you head. That way her mouth is full. Duhh (:

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Bbaker789 0

haha I would have thought that it was cute

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fishboy123 7

atleast she didn't make u drink the "milk"

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KiddNYC1O 20

what did that fish do to you?... lol jk

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Lorysa 11

Today, I was eating raviolis with a white garlic alfredo sauce when I read this FML and the breast milking comments. FML.

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luluforever2 0

hahahahaha lol that's hillarious

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perdix 29

That's better than "Shock the Monkey!"

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