Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
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Alexitis1 3

r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

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Alpha35 4

i think she meant milk the bull

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brettparish1 0

who gives a shit this is not an fml

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melonsmasherrr 0

haha I would so do that

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swimchic007 0

hahahaha I literally lol'd when i read this. :) my rainy day just got a little better...thanks op

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Hated_By_FML 0

yeah, at least you're getting some. Which is more than a lot of dudes on FML can say.

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Jonscarl 0

hahahahahah shes a keeper

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xn8gx 0

Leave the girlfriend.....leeeeeeeave the girlfriend

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davekron 0

Time to play the "Customer and Milkman" game.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

What the hell is wrong with that? When my ex and I would ****, sometimes she'd pretend she were on an elevator and slowly go up and down, saying "Ding!" each time she reached the end. Nothing wrong with some humor during sex. Plus it's stuff like this that makes roleplaying worth it.

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Rickyretardo 0

old mcdonald got a hand job ey iy ey iy ooohhh with a pump pump here and a pump pump there hear a squirt everywhere a squirt squirt old mcdonald got a hand job ey iy ey iy ohhhhhh.

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