Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
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Alexitis1 3

r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

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waywick 0

dude if you're against her saying that, I'll take her off your lap...

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xXSweetNightmare 0

Hahahahahaaaa, this is uber funny. So not an FML. xD

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dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3

today, I realized how sad and pathetic my bf is, noticing this, I took it upon myself to milk his dick. maybe he'll take my hint he's so fat he's a effin cow!! FML

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xbraddx 0

next time you should ask if she wants a glass of your milk

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KiddNYC1O 20

you'll love to hang out with my co worker all he does is fish in his kayak and talk about fish at work lol. he's casually invited me to fish and I've yet to go. should be chill

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fishboy123 7

you should go.if he knows how to fishbig should be fun.

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rasellersjr 0

At least she wasn't chanting "Red rocket, red rocket sparky!"

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flyboy5 0

I guess that is all the op can get when your 12

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aaronfuegopop 7

ahahahahhahahhahahahahha she's awesome

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