Transportation: Mind melt

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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You deserved it 30 148

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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You deserved it 3 558

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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You deserved it 10 988

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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You deserved it 11 718

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 008

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 151

By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 56 660

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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You deserved it 4 612

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 255

By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - 03/06/2011 08:55 - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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You deserved it 45 194

dacho 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:07

Incest is overrated, go for it! ;D

Vilen1025 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:20

Wow... how did you not recognize her face?? o.O kinkyyyy

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pleasedonttellme 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:34

YDI for not recognizing your own sister

MrCanoe 5

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:43

how could of you not tell it was your sister I smell a fake

mas19 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:44

damn I'm glad my sisters are ugly

DeathShad0 1

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:08

Sounds like you have a good looking sister... But wouldn't you know her from her face? Or body shape/size even? lol

thisisnotagame 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:41

How the hell can you be that stupid? It's your sister, I'm pretty sure you'd know what she looks like a mile away. I don't think this one's real.

Fml37 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:35

Honestly, enough with the ******* shallow comments. Seriously, I'm sure every guy out there would go out with Megan Fox, even though all we know about her is that she's damn sexy. So, I ask you, does that make every guy in the world a shallow bastard? And if you say it does, I can honestly live with that. Yeah, personality is important, but I could not bring myself to go out with am ugly girl. Don't try to act like you don't feel the same way about people of the opposite sex.

bballidiot 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:11

Bang her wen shes sleeping ;)

mish01 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 11:17

What the ****?

spawn_of_satan 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:58

wtf!!!!!!!!u turd

nypd613 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:30

shame on you that you couldn't recognize your own sister!! and you deserve it for that alone.

JuuChan 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 8:59

You know, there was an experiment done once where the participants were shown various pictures of members of the opposite sex. Their objective was to pick out the most attrative one and almost all of them chose a picture of themselves that was modified to look like their respective opposite sex. And siblings have similar features, so in a scientific way this makes sense. But, how the **** can you not know that was your sister, dude? HAHAHHAA. Silly man.