Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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Akuna_fml 8

Damn. Why would you want to be a relationship with someone who withholds sex as punishment? I don't get people that do that.

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TisAPenguin 16

She's full of shit, but she's still a bitch for trying to use sex against you like that. Sometimes I'm ashamed of my own gender.

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DHCruiser 17

.......and that's why dating before marriage is a good thing. Run OP!

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Larsh 4

She's lying. They need it just as much as we do.

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TecheyTim 14

It means she's getting it from somewhere else.....dump the bitch.

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Gottobekiddingme 7

Tell her she can't cut you off if she does not know where you're getting it.

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Daibar 3

then i would have wished her a happy life without sex and leave her to it. anyone who attempts blackmail either way have failed to understand what it is about. ditch her and move on, she's bad for you

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bsmith2012 6

I use that threat all the time. Gets him to apologize real quick lol

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ShenaniganNinja 20

To all those who actually use this threat, good job on being manipulative and extorting your partner rather than working things out logically. If you do that, you meet at least one of the signs of an emotionally abusive partner.

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