Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Tell her so can you, put your hand in your pants and walk away

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nerdforchrist777 2

Look her straight in the eyes, tell her "You know, I can go the rest of my life without you, you know."

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dreadbeat69 12

Yeah, using sex as a weapon always turns out really well...

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wreynolds55 1

Just tell her she doesn't have to help you have another girlfriend called **** and she doesn't threaten me nor resist

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lailaxjan 11

Or, they could be adults about the situation and talk it through. You'll never keep a woman with that attitude, 74.

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Sathane 21

She actually meant, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, with you" Regardless, your response should have been. "Yah? Well, I won't have to." or "That's okay. My hand knows how I like it." or "That's alright. I was getting tired of banging the same dead fish every time anyway."

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