Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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welltoughtittes 3

I'm sorry for you, man. That doesn't really seem like the best solution to your girlfriend's problems.

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daisylokes 16

wow. I can wait at least week for sex but after a week I gotta have it. regardless if I'm having beef with my man.

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

^Solid evidence that girls need sex just as much as we do, right 'ere^

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mattorama 15

Dump the bitch. Women who use sex as a weapon like that deserve to die alone.

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Well that escalated quickly...

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killafuzzy18 4

She bluffing especially if she's told you she wants kids she will come around just give her space and if she starts growling at you throw chocolates at her to calm her down.

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killafuzzy18 4

I tried taking sex away from my boyfriend. I have in before he got too worried over it.

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ThePez828 18

I take it she's young? A woman's sex drive really picks up at age 30. Laugh maniacally at her and tell her it's not true, in a few years she won't be able to go without it!

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lailaxjan 11

See, women who say that blow my mind. Withholding sex takes away from both sides, so it's not something I've ever done, or understand. Maybe they just haven't had the right experiences or something. Instead, if they are wrong, make them watch a chick flick. I you are wrong, ******** and breakfast!

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rott3n 6

Just bang some else if she's going to be like that.

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