Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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vde_fml 15

I hope you told her the you can go witout her for the rest of your life :_)

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Keryyyy 3

haha that's some big talk let's see how long she can go

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beyonds 10

Well your going to get muscular on one hand

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SplusK 6

Why do I feel like that's something 'Overly Attached Girlfriend' would say?

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patheticgirl101 3

She said "i can go the rest of my life without sex" do you plan on staying with her forever? Bc by the sounds of it, she wants to be with you forever

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SexayFallenAngel 0

Huh. Is your girlfriend related to my boyfriend? lol

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SelinaMaria 5

I'm pretty sure she won that one. lol I think I'll use that .

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pike1346 3

Te her "bye bye don't let the door hit your ass......"

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IceDragon3390 2

Well...at least you know she's not leaving. >_>

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